Flawed Life: I just threw up in my mouth

This weekend I decided to be nice to my husband and give him a haircut. We normally do this outside or in the shower for easy cleanup. It was cold so the shower it was.

I am cutting along all the while keeping one eye on Lily. She is going through the drawers and playing with my makeup. But then I look back and she is gone.

:Splash Splash:

WTF?

I peek around the corner and she is full on splashing in the toilet water.

"NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Lily stops. Looks at me. Sticks out her tongue.......

Then licks her hand.

:Gag:

I suck again.