12 Days of Christmas: Day 5
>> Saturday, November 27, 2010
Day 5: Favorite Christmas Special/Movie
NATIONAL LAMPOONS CHRISTMAS VACATION!!!!
Let's relive the best quotes of this movie:
Eddie: Once he starts it is best to let him finish. :dog humping leg:
Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Clark (to office workers as they pass by): Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Ellen: I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.
Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that.
Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?
Uncle Lewis: Jesus, did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell no, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents.
Ellen: Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy Name. And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does.
THE BEST MOVIE EVER!
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4 comments:
i'm gonn have to use clark's greeting at work....!
I am watching this movie this evening! :)
i watched this last night with my family.
i crack up every time they a) cut the turkey, b) fry the cat and c) the sledding.
Um, in our house the standard response to most annoying questions is " I don't KNOW Margo!!!!". Seriously....gets used at least once a week. We LOVE this movie, and can more or less quote the entire thing. :) Merry XMAS!
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