I want a button

I want a blog button! How important do you have to be to get one? Who designs them? All these questions. Does anyone know how to do it? For an example see the lauren nicole button I have on the left.

I feel like the chick in Willy Wonka....but I really WANT A BUTTON!

So I tried to design one but I don't like. I want a fancy one :( I should have went to school for graphic design.