Daddy's Watch

>> Sunday, December 20, 2009

This is what happens when Daddy is in charge...

Lily gets into the toilet paper. A favorite past time of hers.

Then Daddy rolls it back up so elegantly.

Then there was the Pyrex Bowl that he put on the stove, proceeded to turn on a burner to boil water, put the bowl on that burner unbeknown to the fact he turned on the WRONG burner, I yell I smell something burning, he yells that I am crazy (but secretly goes and checks), realizes he is an idiot and moves the burning bowl sans gloves, bowl explodes...not shatters, EXPLODES, Blazing Hot Glass shards fly everywhere including but not limited to the dog food and water, counter, stove, sink, and oh yeah the FLOOR.

This is the aftermath......

Dear Michael,

Buy your wife a new floor. STAT.

Your Wife's Divorce Lawyer


Trish December 23, 2009 at 8:08 AM  

Is that a burnt hole in your floor!!!!!! I bet he's on the naughty list now!!!!

Sometime men just have brain farts...they can't help it!